barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

oooohhh, i have one of these!

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mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

damn. MESSAGE.

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jacksgettingfitter:

"So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality"

Truly advice to live by.

like he truly is my favorite actor of all time. if i met him, i’d cry.

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holy shit, i got so fucking drunk last night.

one lemon drop, one tequila shot, one kamakazi, four screwdrivers, one glass of champagne, two vodka shots.

ugh.

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"You’re not protecting the people and you’re not protecting property, so why are you there?" 

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also my 80 year old grandma told my mom she should start smoking weed because she is too high strung.

little does she know, my mom has been smoking bowls on bowls for years.

when i felt my lowest, i came home to a letter from my grandma saying she loves me and wants to help me whenever she can, and included a check to get new tires on my car.

now i’ve been on the phone with her for over an hour, and i absolutely love it. she’s the most amazing woman i know.

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For you, I’d steal the stars. —A Six Word Poem ( on how you deserve galaxies)
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"Sounds like an ice cream cone…"

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