I made an OK! Cupid account for my friend once. This was her profile.
I’m fucking funny.
I have until three until my next class, green haired person.
I will find you!!!!
DEAR LONG, LIME GREEN COLORED HAIR PERSON AT MY COLLEGE,
Come back!! I’m blind and I could not see your face! I must touch your hair!!!!
There is something oddly pleasing, being reminded that Oedipus didn’t intentionally murder his father to marry his mother, and had absolutely no desire to do either thing, because he didn’t actually have an Oedipus Complex.
It’s pleasing, because anything that makes Freud look like a jackass is nice.